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TheGildedRose
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"Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
 
Things are dead lately, right? So every morning my phone has been ringing early and always the optimist me, I am thinking "Ooh boy! here we go, things are picking up!" The following are some of the calls I have gotten in the last few weeks, either early in the morning, or at 3 in the morning (which I have been picking up just to see what kind of idiot is calling me at 3 in the morning.)

9:00 a.m. call: "Hi Rose. Would you do a toe fetish, and a face fetish and a butt fetish, and oh, can I be there in 20 min? And oh, is it possible to only pay you $100?"

9:00 a.m. call: "Hi. Rose. Can I see you in an hour? O.k., an hour and a half will work. Oh, one thing. Is it o.k. if I pay you afterwards? I just feel more comfortable that way. Ok, I will keep you in mind for another time."

3:45 a.m. "Hi Rose. My girlfriend and I were wondering...Oh, its late? Oh yeah, I guess it is 3:45 a.m... My girlfriend just likes your pictures. Oh you don't do couples? Oh that is in your ad? Oh we didn't notice. Oh you only take appointments from 10:00 a.m. till 10:00 p.m.? Oh, didn't notice that. So you don't want to see us now?"

12:00 a.m. "Hi Rose. You running any specials? Great. Can me and my friend see you? You know, another guy? No? You mean no? No? You said no? No? Really no? You sure no?, O.k. so no?"

I swear I am afraid to answer the phone!


xoxo, Rose

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NaomiHarris
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253 posts		 03-Sep-10, 02:13 PM (PST)
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1. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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I have been getting crazy calls all week. I would just let vm take it for awhile.

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digiwongababe
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1037 posts		 03-Sep-10, 02:42 PM (PST)
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2. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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Lmao... I got the one with him and his male friend as well this morning.

I just received one that well this is the conversation...

"Hi Kath I need your time for 1 hr of FBSM Sexual body massage and a BBBJ bare back blow job. Can you do this?" I hung up.

I have a special running to get a new car because mine is not really working and I received 2 inboxes asking if I could drive across town to come see them.

Hard dick has no brain. I do like to laugh and these guys are making me laugh.

Shaking head and giggling,
Kath

Damn, I bent a wing and dented
my halo.

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TheGildedRose
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3. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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Kath I love it! What I wonder is, is there any provider out there who would readily agree to see two guys? Even more so, is there a provider out there who would agree to get the donation afterwards? I mean one might do that, but after a guy specifically requested it? I would kill to find out if he found someone desparate enough to go for that!

What really gets me is that these guys not only ask for discounts, but they then ask for about 5 extra out of the way privilegs as well. Talk about entitlement!

So what do they say when you point out to them that your ad says your car is out of service?

xoxo, Rose

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4. "Beware Of Number Two Guy!"
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The second incident I mentioned, where the guy asked to pay after the session? I just looked up his phone number on one of the bad guy lists and found out he has been listed for other prior shenigans, none of them very good. So if anyone wants his 411, please inbox me.


xoxo, Rose

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digiwongababe
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5. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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I know a couple of providers that have seen 2 guys at once. It happens I just wouldn't feel comfortable with it. I dont get why that guy asked you to pay later. That would put a huge red flag on him and good job researching that. That is exactly what I would have done as well.

One guy that inboxed me asked if I could take a cab and the other said he would come get me. As I said I love to laugh and today was one of those days.

I wonder if it has to do with your holiday this weekend....

Kath

Damn, I bent a wing and dented
my halo.

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TheGildedRose
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6. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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Wow! They agreed to two guys without even having met them first? I won't be surprised now if I hear a provider agreed to Russian Roulette! Sheesh..

So this morning a guy calls me and asks if I am running any "specials." I notice several guys have asked me this since I took my quiz down. I usually say no and hang up. This time I decided to ask him what he is thinking of when he says "specials." If he means twenty bucks, o.k., I might not be such a hardass. I dunno...

He says: "Sixty"
I say: "You want me to take sixty off?"
He says: "No. Sixty"
I say: "YOU MEAN YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOU FOR SIXTY DOLLARS?"
He says: "Yes"
I say: "Do you realize you just offended me beyond human belief?"
He says: "mumble, mumble, mumble..."
Phone says: "CLICK!"

OH THE INHUMANITY. WHY OH WHY THE INNNNHUMANNNIIITTYYYYY??!!!

xoxo, Rose

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summerrayne
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3480 posts		 06-Sep-10, 09:33 PM (PST)
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9. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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LAST EDITED ON 06-Sep-10 AT 09:40 PM (PST)
 
That is funny DWBabe!

You have a special running to get a new car and the ding-dongs asked you to drive across town? OMG..

And AR - to the guys who ask me what I can do for any amount that's ridiculously low like $100 or less for an hour or "quickies" or any other stupid stuff I don't advertise, I tell them while there is no such services available for that donation at my plush, home massage studio in the foothills

I CAN give them something for FREE...

Directions to Stockton Blvd or Watt Avenue

It's always Summer at my place! xoxo

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CaitlynKennedy
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3505 posts		 06-Sep-10, 10:22 PM (PST)
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10. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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wow... so you are saying that any woman who offers services for $100 or less or quickies is comparable to a SW???


how judgmental is THAT???



Moving & retiring to MA. 12/24

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summerrayne
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3480 posts		 09-Sep-10, 11:18 AM (PST)
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16. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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My comment wasn't directed at you or any group of providers on here in particular, Hon.

Honestly, I don't have anything against SWs.

Some SWs work harder than some of us will ever know.

To be honest, I CANNOT imagine walking all over the place in high heels all day.

Or doing anything in high heels all day for that matter! lol

It's always Summer at my place! xoxo

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1969RedCougar
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7. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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   I have had MANY mornings like that......

What is with these men, do they not know how to READ, LISTEN, COMPREHEND, or even have the slightest COMMON SENSE in the world??
I had a guy stalk me with phone calls for 3 days and never during the day, always after 10pm and before 8am, finally I answered the phone and told him that my NORMAL hours are from 10am-9pm and that the 8 phone calls the night before trying to set an appointment for 730am is most likely NOT GOING TO HAPPEN unless the PROVIDER specifically states she has those hours in her availability. I told him, that my ad hadn't even been posted all weekend so what made him think that I was even taking appointments much less doing one at 7:30am on a SUNDAY MORNING !!!

I enjoy reading your posts, keep it up.

Red

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8. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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Lol!!! Did he have an excuse? I had a guy call me about 7:45 the other morning. Asked me if I did out call. Said no. Asked me some other dumb question I forget. Then he said "I want a blow job." Of course I hung up. For shits and giggles I did a spokeo on his cell phone number and got his entire info. His house address. Every person who lives there, I mean EVERYTHING! I was thinking if you are going to be an idiot at least use an anonymous phone you twit.

xoxo, Rose

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11. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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At 2:17am a few mornings ago, I received a text on my cell:

"Hey mamy, u still wurkin?"

I responded, "Are you wanting to make an appointment?"

His reply: "You got stockin?"

My response: "Yes I do! I have some shares of Merck, still have my UPS I got on the IPO, and others."

His response: "Ahha. I ment stockings"

I didn't respond.

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miabarcelona
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12. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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LAST EDITED ON 08-Sep-10 AT 10:03 AM (PST)
 
LMAO! All this shite is totally hilarious. OMG. I never ever answer calls in the middle of the night, but I have answered late calls and said that I do not make appointments at this time. I totally keep my cell on silent in the night. But I'm like, "Does this idiot actually think I'm working right now?" when I see the calls. MIA:)

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corinne22228
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77 posts		 08-Sep-10, 12:28 PM (PST)
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13. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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   I had this idiot call and tell me he wanted to schedule an appointment. Before scheduling the appointment, he wanted to describe a scenario for me to see if I could do it. "You come into my backyard, dressed in an Indian girl outfit(complete with mocassins, I imagine). Then you sit down next to the campfire . . ." I hung up.

You know this fool called about a month later, trying to start the same song and dance again? I told him we could talk about any scenario he wants to discuss . . . on his dime. Not mine.

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14. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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I am DYING of laughter. First about Sarah's stock retort. That killed me. "Sure I have Merk.." I am ROFLMAO... God I needed that laugh just now...

Second the Indian girl with the campfire, the dress and the mocassins. What, did he want you then to skin a bear and chew on the dead skin? Did he then want you to give birth to a baby squatting over the corn field with one grunt then scalp a white man? Omigod?!!!

And was he going to supply you with the Indian get up? Or were you supposed to rob a stage coach to get the money? Can you call him back and find out? I might even supply the dime to find out!!!! I will call him and say "Me Rose! Me wantum find where you getum squaw mocaissuns for big fire ceremony to Gods in back yard." Ok I think I played that joke to death...

xoxo, Rose

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15. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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LAST EDITED ON 09-Sep-10 AT 10:57 AM (PST)
 
It used to be that the mornings were really good and almost everyone who called was dependable. Now it seems as if some of the guys purposely call 20 times in a row between 4 ane 6 a.m.

Im just not going to take anyone serious at that time in the morning anymore nor am I going to take risks or chances doing calls after midnight unless I know the person.

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17. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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   Strange madness on Tues,
I had a call today from a man south of SF. First he called from a blocked number but when I asked him for a number to call him back which he did.
Had a slickness to his voice & kept calling me "sweetie".
Asked if I do fantasies.
I wanted to know what it was to he said that when he was in Vegas he paid a girl $5000 to bring a guy over & have sex in front of him while he watched & drank his champagne.. He asked if I had a male partner that I worked with and was going to give me $5k & the guy $500..

Needless to say I have suspicions when the client refers to me as "sweetie" more than once, since he's probably calling lots of girls so it doesn't matter if he knows who he's talking to & for that amount of money for an hr.. ????? please.
Maybe in the old dot com days with mounds of snow flyin but not anymore.
I never returned his call..
Wondering is others heard from him?

ps heard from him again yesterday ...guess he's still waiting to
spend his 5K on his "fantasy".
Elle


Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

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18. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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When someone calls you "sweetie" alot, just say "Excuse me? What is my name?" If he is serious about the 5k, ask him to send a deposit, in cash. Then hurry and go get a po box!

xoxo, Rose

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19. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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   Rose, you are HILARIOUS! I wish he'd gotten you on the phone instead. I'd have loved to hear that conversation!

C

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TheGildedRose
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20. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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She is referring to the Indian girl/mocassins joke. I am glad ONE person laughed!!!

xoxo, Rose

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3480 posts		 11-Sep-10, 11:41 AM (PST)
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22. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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LOL! Kudos to Rose, Sarah and the rest of the hearts!

It's always Summer at my place! xoxo

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21. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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<LMAO! All this shite is totally hilarious. OMG. I never ever answer calls in the middle of the night, but I have answered late calls and said that I do not make appointments at this time. I totally keep my cell on silent in the night. But I'm like, "Does this idiot actually think I'm working right now?" when I see the calls. MIA:)>

Yes, they think we are all up 24/7 because:

1. Our pimps will not let up sleep;
2. We are on drugs;
3. We are providers therefore we are not human;
4. We are providers therefore we are desparate and will do anything, anytime for anyone (and of course we sleep with full make-up and dress on.)
5. We are providers and have no boundaries.
6. We are providers and have no family of our own, no children, no boyfriennds or husbands.
7. We live to answer the phone 24/7 just like doctors.
8. Anything else I haven't thought of with a pimp on top!


xoxo, Rose

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164 posts		 11-Sep-10, 01:46 PM (PST)
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23. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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LAST EDITED ON 11-Sep-10 AT 01:50 PM (PST)
 
OMFG...That is ALL so true Rose. Sad, but true. Hugs, Mia

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24. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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LAST EDITED ON 11-Sep-10 AT 01:49 PM (PST)
 
"and of course we sleep with full make-up and dress on."

And I absolutely love this one! lol

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25. "RE: Morning Madness - I SWEAR this is true!!!"
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LMAO. OMG So true.


Damn, I bent a wing and dented
my halo

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